WHAT THE FUCK! ASS ASS ASS ASS ASSS!
It turns out last week was the playoff game for the fucking championship!
THATS RIGHT MY 10-0 TEAM GOT ELIMINATED FROM THE FUCKING CHAMPIONSHIP BY 1 FUCKING POINT! SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!
WHY THE HELL WASN'T I TOLD!? GODDAMNIT!
AND WHY THE HELL IS THIS BOTTLE SO HARD TO OPEN!