Sunday, August 31, 2008

Movie Review: Tropic Thunder

Tropic Thunder is an extremely funny movie. Especially if you enjoy war or action movies. I enjoy both so I laughed almost non-stop. I don't want to spoil anything so I'll stop here. Just go see it

Acting: 10/10
Story: 9/10
Atmosphere: 9/10
Overall: 9.5/10

Rated 14-A (ONT) R (USA) Great humour Stiller Downey and Black are great, funniest movie of the year and probably last year too.

P.S. The controversy about mentally disabled people is stupid. They need to learn what comedy is.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Hey there!

Well I haven't been able to post all week because my computer had a virus which I finally got rid of. I finally got my G liscense today. I'll be posting about Tropic Thunder which was hilarious. See ya.

Friday, August 8, 2008

Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery 8/8/8

This one makes me crazy.
Heres how the headline should go:

Cops slay drug dealing dogs,0,4563211.story


They kill their fucking dogs, and by no means am I a dog person. But god damn! What the hell were they thinking? Christ they might as well have left the package on the damned street and wait for someone to pick it up. And why the hell would they shoot the fucking dogs? What did they say to themselves? "Oh there's the culprits!"

Where the fuck is PETA when you need them???
Oh right their pissing me off in Canada too. (But then again PETA pisses me off all the time)

Oh I think I know where they get their policies: Letters from Iwo Jima you know where they kill the dog with the family right there. And that's Imperial Fucking Japan not modern day America.

And they didn't apologize!! WHAT THE HELL!?
Mark Spencer (P.G. County Police Department's Inspector General) is the biggest tool of all. He says that since the drug dealers use the innocents to screen their activities, IT'S ALRIGHT TO INVADE THEIR (THE INNONCENTS) FUCKING HOUSES AND SHOOT THEIR FUCKING PETS!

Movie Reviews x3 #2

The Dark Knight

I only had one problem with the Dark Knight and that was that it was almost too dark. Like...jesus it's really the darkest movie I've ever seen. Every horror movie I've ever seen doesn't hold a candle to it (except maybe Saw III (I've never seen Saw I or II and don' t want to)) Damn the movie is dark. At least Batman Begins has some light comedy spread throughout. Another difference is the action, Begins has alot more I'd say. Batman fights probably less then 10 times and it's usually pretty short too.

However the movie is very good. The acting and atmosphere is well done. Heath Ledger is indeed as great as everyone says he is but that isn't to say Bale wasn't good. (I actually think Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent was the star of the show by far).

Acting: 10/10

Story: 10/10

Atmosphere: 10/10

Overall: 10/10

Rated 14-A(ONT) PG-13 (USA) Almost too dark but still astounding.


Ratatouille is a fantastic movie that I regret I didn't see earlier. The plot revolves around a rat that wishes to become a chef. He befriends a janitor/inspiring chef who's related to the famous chef of the restuarant he's working at. Together they start cooking food and impress the higher ups. I thought that the voice acting was flawless and the animations were extremley well done. The characters were robust and colourful as well.

Acting: 10/10

Story: 9.5/10

Atmosphere: 9.5/10

Overall: 9.5/10

Rated G (ONT) G (USA) Great heart warming movie all the way around.

28 Weeks Later

All I can say after watching this movie:

Ah... had to get that off my chest. Overall I don't think 28W was as stylized as 28D. The acting was okay but it fell short of 28D. It also felt much shorter than 28D and I'm not sure whether that's a good or bad thing. Overall there wasn't as much idea as the first movie in my opinion

Acting: 7.5/10

Story: 6/10

Atmosphere: 8/10

Overall: 7.5/10

Rated 18-A (ONT) R (USA) Great first half but fumbles with the ending a bit.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Stinger503's QuickList: Weapons (P1/3)

I'm going to be doing a 3 part series on weapons that are awesome. First is real life weapon categories, 2nd is an individual weapon in those categories and third is most awesome video game guns.

Best Weapons- And none of that Hand to Hand getting #1 bullshit that I've seen on the Military Channel, apparently they haven't seen Indiana Jones or The Last Samurai

10. Light Machine Gun

These mothers are half beast, half machine. Surprisingly the best examples of these are from World War II. Which was likely because you actually could have to shoot 20-30 guys at once while on the move, something you wouldn't need in Bagdad today. So while they do fire alot of bullets, their pretty cumbersome compared to ARs and SMGs, which is why it's tenth.

9. Assualt Rifles

These have been big ever since WWII. Any modern army needs a good assualt rifle. They've taken centerstage in almost all the wars since the 2nd World War including Vietnam, Iraq, Korea and Afghanistan. While they are useful, their track record isn't that good. Aside from a gun I'll mention in pt 2, guns like the M16 is notorious for jamming in combat. I feel bad for putting ARs so high on the list, espicially with modern weapons like the FAMAS, M4 and having fu**ing grenade launchers on them.

8. Pistol

Pistols are the classic weapon. From the 1812 musket balls to the Wild West stand offs, German Lugers, PP7s, Desert Eagles, Police, armies, rebels, criminals. Pistols have been everywhere. That is all.

7. Bolt-Action Rifle

I love WWII rifles. It was a time before ARs had taken over and it didn't matter if your gun was shitty because you were a badass. Just look at this illustrious list of names:

  • Springfield

  • Mauser

  • Lee-Enfield

  • Mosin-Nagant

  • and a favourite I'm listing in pt 2
6. Sub-Machine Gun

What I love about SMGs I their dependability, compactness, and silence. Used by most special forces, the SMGs is the opposite of AR. Which I love.

5. Mounted Gun/ Heavy Machine Gun

What is better than unleashing a seemingly unending torrent of bullets at a foe? Look below.

4. Flame Thrower

Can also be used for snow on your driveway Seriously

3. Shotgun

Future of Shotguns


2. RPGs

Rocket Launcher, Panzerfaust, Panzershreck, Bazooka, Rocket Propelled Grenade. Take your pick.

1. Sniper Rifles

I love snipers. Think about the legacy of badassedness. Russian Snipers, British, American, Canadian, and German sharpshooters are all badass. Enemy At The Gates is a good example. There's also Sniper Wolf, Saving Private Ryan, etc. I love snipers.