Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery 11/12/09

For those of you who don't know, Australia's game rating system doesn't allow games for people over 18 years of age. To put this in perspective, imagine if we had no 18-A or R rating in North America. How many good movies, that aren't appropriate for children, would we be missing?

Well probably one of the biggest toolbags of the year is Australia's Attorney General, Michael Atkinson, who says "I accept that 98 per cent, 99 per cent of gamers will tell the difference between fantasy and reality, but the 1 per cent to 2 per cent could go on to be motivated by these games to commit horrible acts of violence," he added. Yeah buddy, that's how society works. Only 1 to 2 percent of people flying are terrorists but let's not allow anybody to fly.

To quote Pink Floyd "We don't need your education! We don't need your thought control!"

What a toolbag!

Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery 18/04/09

I can't let this go. Sorry I can't.


You know what? I worked as a dishwasher for a couple years, and yeah it was boring, tiring, soul-stealing work that I hated. But guess what? I NEVER allowed a dirty dish through, because I had the COMMON FUCKING SENSE to know that people would be served food on those dishes, people like MYSELF! JESUS CHRIST! What's wrong with these people?! It's unfuckingbelieveable! Their attitude is so idiotic as well, no sense of "Hey if we're doing this to people's food, maybe someones doing it to our food. I wouldn't like that, so I won't do this."

And then they release it on youtube. To the public. With no attempt to hide their faces and I think they even say their names! Now it seems as if they want the internet to just forget this happened. I hope it's a damned joke. Sorry but if your that big a toolbag then you deserve to have the hammer of the internet brought down on you:

Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery 1/2/9

Well this is what pisses me off about environmentalists. Take a look at this article To boil it down to one quote “I think we will work our way towards a position that says that having more than two children is irresponsible. It is the ghost at the table. We have all these big issues that everybody is looking at and then you don’t really hear anyone say the “p” word.” - Jonathon Porritt

And my problem isn't just with Porritt. He's a phony environmentalist.

My problem is with the comments underneath. I'm going to go through a few of them (aka the ones that piss me off).

"Right on! Why is it that no one wants to talk about the fact of over- population? it is the main reason for our crisis.- A Scott, Courtenay, Canada"
Get the hell out of my country. Over population? Most of Canada is unpopulated!

"Well, less is best. As an only child, I'm happy to say I had none of the 'but you pay more attention to my brother/sister' angst-episodes, no fighting at all in the house...had everyone all to myself...quite cushy, really. Two kids means more time for both (and less money spent too).- D, Manchester"
Shut the fuck up.

"Love it ! This should have been done long time ago. Even to have one child couples have to proof themselves capable, both: mentally and financially to avoid them having lots of kids and being in welfare, expecting taxpayers to pay for them. This should be a law nationwide.- Angela L, USA"
Hopefully you'll still love it when the depression really hits and your out of a job, taken to a camp and sterilized.

"You are right on, but perhaps the limit should be one child. The Chinese in recent years put in place one child per family. It is very selfish of people to over populate the planet to satisfy a couples own desires to have families of more than two children. Malthus had it right.- DAVID NELSON, USA"
Yeah great idea let's take policies from a communist dictatorship known for human rights violations, tons of pollution and a population where there aren't enough females.

"I feel this would be the greatest one thing every woman could do to ensure our future children and grandchildren inherit a better world to live in. This would also lower the number of orphan children.NOW is the time to act responsible to give our future generations a beautiful & healthy world. -Linda, Kingsport, USA"
How does that make any sense! Fewer orphan children? I guess parents will stop dying or something?

"He's right. Next time you cant get a parking space, a place at a good school for your child, a seat on the train, a job, etc ask yourself why. Too many people. The coming water shortages might spell it out.-Bob, Bromley, England"
Or bad city planning or bad economy? Yeah when I don't get a parking spot I think "Man if all those people driving their families in 1 van only had 2 kids. I could park the car, even though I'm the only one in it."

"The man is right. Two is enough... Is there real justification for more? That is unless you're in one of the nations that aren't growing fast enough! A boy to keep the family name going and a girl to continue the human race later. How can you argue that?- Barry, Germany"
Because it's the families decision on whether they want more. It's not a matter of, boy to keep name, girl for human race you arrogant prick. A family is about love not your poor attempt at logic.

"Surely if people are encouraged to produce a maximum of two offspring only intelligent, socially responsible families will respond to this request. The result will be an even greater proportion of basically stupid, socially irresponsible people in the world.- David, Worthing"
I guess your the socially responsible family? And we should sterilize the stupid people? Fuck you!

"Porritt is absolutely right. What's shocking is the response of those who attack him out of pure selfishness, ignorance, or outdated religious beliefs. Every problem on earth, not least the extinction of other species, is ultimately related to TOO MANY PEOPLE. Wake up, humans.- Denny, London, UK"
Yeah you're right, hunting isn't what's causing tiger to become extinct, it's us and our huge families killing tigers. Fucking idiot!

That's all I can handle, I'm not even half way down the page yet.
And anyone reading this know this. Canada and the U.S. are the ones that taught NAZI Germany about eugenics, so don't act like it can't come here. Ask yourself this, is there anyone in your family who's acted "anti-social", which is to say, mentally ill, drugs, bad marks, or criminality. Then YOU probably would have been forcibly sterilized in 1920-30s US/Canada. Think about that before you agree with theses clowns.

P.S. A positive sign: for every comment like the ones above, there were two telling them to fuck off!

Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery 8/8/8

This one makes me crazy.
Heres how the headline should go:

Cops slay drug dealing dogs

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/bal-mayor0807,0,4563211.story

Un-Fucking-Believeable

They kill their fucking dogs, and by no means am I a dog person. But god damn! What the hell were they thinking? Christ they might as well have left the package on the damned street and wait for someone to pick it up. And why the hell would they shoot the fucking dogs? What did they say to themselves? "Oh there's the culprits!"

Where the fuck is PETA when you need them???
Oh right their pissing me off in Canada too. (But then again PETA pisses me off all the time)

Oh I think I know where they get their policies: Letters from Iwo Jima you know where they kill the dog with the family right there. And that's Imperial Fucking Japan not modern day America.

And they didn't apologize!! WHAT THE HELL!?
Mark Spencer (P.G. County Police Department's Inspector General) is the biggest tool of all. He says that since the drug dealers use the innocents to screen their activities, IT'S ALRIGHT TO INVADE THEIR (THE INNONCENTS) FUCKING HOUSES AND SHOOT THEIR FUCKING PETS!
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!

Stinger503's Report of Toolbaggery

Hello, sorry I haven't posted in a while. This is a new "segment" I'll be doing whenever something makes me say 'what a toolbag!'
Well my first one is pretty easy.
http://www.kvue.com/news/top/stories/050608kvueturnviolation-cb.d4cb840e.html
Watch the video or read the article.
Wow! Imagine being arrested for that?!
You see I support police work what I don't support is police being assclowns. Police have a unique place in our society. They are the only people who's job can allow them to completely ruin your day. You go to Futureshop and a employee gives you attitude at least your not in F**KING JAIL! Christ what's next? Going to arrest someone for spitting on the sidewalk? How about littering. Can't wait until the dash cam for this comes out! What did he ask? Um...WHAT THE F**K IS YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEM? Because in my opinion he was in the f**cking right!
What a Toolbag!